Who We Are

​Yeah, we're launching a website. Took us long enough. But unlike every other direct-to-consumer hygiene brand that spent six months perfecting their Instagram aesthetic before they had an actual product, we've been busy making toe knives that don't suck. The site's coming soon, and it'll have everything you need: working checkout, honest descriptions, and zero lifestyle photography of people laughing in white linen while holding our products. No "our founder's journey." No mission statement about empowerment. Just a place to buy a blade for your toes without someone trying to sell you a dream. It's worth the wait because we're not rushing to launch some half-assed Shopify template that crashes when three people try to checkout. When it's ready, you'll know. Until then, keep using whatever disaster you've been using. We'll be here when you're ready to stop lying to yourself.